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Art Car Parade coming up May 12th! Skate Force will be in full force!
Weekly Saturday Skate
  • Saturday Skate, almost every Saturday (bikes are welcome). If you have a theme skate / event / announcement you'd like to promote or we may combine with the skate, just let us know. We usually leave from Jimmies Ice House or Ernie's on Banks, but locations change week to week. To get on the mailing list type, "Add Me" in the subject line to saturdayskate@gmail.com
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    Larry - That was a great 2012 Art Car Parade. Thanks to all who helped out! Now it's time to do some fishing next weekend at the San Luis Pass County Park! Hope to see some of you there!
    Larry - So, Obama's Father Served in WWII.

    Really? How? IS THIS MAN A HABITUAL LIAR OR IS HE JUST TOO DUMB TOO THINK THE AMERICAN PEOPLE CAN NOT DO THE MATH? Another slap in the face to U.S. Veterans.

    Of all the things I've seen or heard about Obama on the internet, NONE has hit me like this!! How can we not believe some of the charges about citizenship, religion, etc., after hearing what he says on this?

    Obama said his father served in WW II! Barack's father served in WW II? He said so in a speech. Here is an 18 second video CNN News clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv4jnlkxOaw

    Is he a compulsive liar? Were there no reporters who checked or double checked these statements and called the party on this? They did for everyone else. Why not him?

    Like it or not, here are the facts:
    • Barack Hussein Obama Sr. (Obama's father) Born: 04/04/1936, Died: 11/24/1982 at the age of 46. He was 5 years old when WW II started, and less than 9½ yrs. old when it ended.

    • Lolo Soetoro (Obama's step father) Born: 01/02/1935, Died: 03/02/1987 at the age of 52. He was 6 years old when WW II started, and 10 years old when it ended. He must have been the youngest Veteran in the war.

    Watch the video. RIGHT OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!! And the media doesn't say anything. If you doubt it, Google both of these guys.

    It appears this guy doesn't know how to tell the truth -- or he doesn't care about telling the truth -- or perhaps he doesn't know when he isn't telling the truth (which is also a very scary angle!) Talk about STOLEN VALOR!!!

    Had this been Bush, the Media would still be on this!

    The CNN clip of Obama is surprising. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that this lie wasn’t uncovered, questioned or debated before the Nov. 2008 election. Oh well, he must have just "forgotten" the facts, again. Or perhaps he really doesn't even know the difference between truth and fabrication?
    Larry - what Ren!
    rensk8s - hey peeps!
    Larry - How about April14th?
    skatermona - Scratch that, it's Easter weekend. I give up. :)
    skatermona - Blankenskate rescheduled again? I am getting a lot of feedback on Skatetrash Facebook and Skaters Facebook that most will be at Carrie’s Birthday Party. Happy Birthday Carrie! Requests have been made to possibly change the date. So rather than show up with most skaters that knew Greg at Carrie’s party and so that I may attend Carrie’s big birthday it was mentioned that April 7th looks good for yet ANOTHER reschedule. Larry can you move it one more time to April 7th?
    skatermona - Remember to wear your kilts!
    skatermona - Third and last reschedule for the 10th Annual Blankenskate; let’s do it! Meet up at the Brewery Tap Saturday, March 31st, at 8:00. If you can’t skate or bike come on out and drink a toast to Greg. We will be rolling out around 9:00.
    Larry - Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
    neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their
    dog.
    During our friendly conversation, I asked their 12 year old daughter
    what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be
    President some day.
    Both of her parents - liberal Democrats - were standing there, so I
    asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you
    would do?"
    She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
    Her parents beamed with pride!
    "Wow! what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until
    you're President to do that!" I told her.
    "What do you mean?" she replied.
    So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull
    weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over
    to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can
    give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
    She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the
    eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and
    you can just pay him the $50?"
    I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
    Her parents aren't speaking to me.
    Larry - Come on out and sign up if you haven't already done so. Art Car Parade volunteer sign-up party! Onion Creek Cafe on White Oak from 5 - 8pm. Hope to see you there! http://www.orangeshow.org/en/cev/101/
    Larry - Fixed it Mona
    skatermona - I see that we are on the calendar for the Blakenskate for tomorrow night. Sorry about the confusion but it is NOT tomorrow. there were conflicting events for the next several weekends..It is NOW scheduled for March 10th. Please don't shoot me!! Just come out and skate with us. This is the 10th Annual Blankenskate. Meet us at the Brewery Tap at 8:00 Saturday, March 10th. Don't forget your kilts! See you there!!!!
    Scary Terry - I'm in this year
    Larry - 2012 Art Car Parade
    The time is getting near and I’m hoping to recruit people to be on the Skate Force team the day of the parade. We need about 60 skaters or bikers. The parade will be May 12th this year and it will be the same route on Allen Parkway. Mark your calendars and remember that early registers usually get some freebies tossed in there as well. You can volunteer on-line at the Orange Shows website or contact Jewelz Cody at the Orange Show. Try not to wait till the last minute to sign up. I’d hate you guys to miss out on anything coming your way. Also, I’m looking for 3 people to carry radios the day of the parade for communication and safety purposes. Let me know if you are interested. Larry Medina (larmefcm@earthlink.net)
    skatermona - Blankenskate date is now up in the air due to a few conflicting events. Stay tuned, new date to be announced.
    skatermona - Due to weather; Blankenskate is rescheduled for next Saturday the 25th.
    skatermona - Blankenskate cancelled tonight.
    Larry - I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question
    which I got wrong. The question was, Where do women have the curliest hair? "Fiji" was the correct answer...hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a country?
    Larry - I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look
    at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself...'I’m going to take that.
    Larry - I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

    A half-gallon of 2% milk
    A carton of eggs
    A quart of orange juice
    A head of lettuce
    A 2 lb. can of coffee
    A 1 lb. package of bacon

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'
    The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'